5 Jokes About the Environment
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Discussing the environment can get heated, overwhelming, and downright depressing. Maybe it is time to take a break from the serious stuff about the environment.
Let’s try to get some laughs out of the planet. Here are five jokes about the environment.
Please share your own by leaving a comment at the bottom of the page.
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Joke #1
What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?
-Oregon!
So, it works whether you are in California or Washington—you can totally burn both states depending on where you are. I’m from Cali, but live in Seattle now…so I get the pleasure of both worlds. Yup, this joke is 100% me.
Joke #2
What are the differences between a good recycler and a bad recycler?
Good Recycler: You carefully separate your recyclables, cans, paper, and glass, before filling your recycle bins.
Bad Recycler: You give the recycle bins to the kids to use as toboggans.
Joke #3
Not That Kind of Recycling!
A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:
“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"
The man still can’t sit comfortably.
Joke #4
At a press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.
Joke #5
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.
The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”
To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”
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Thanks for these. Very funny!!
they r tooo long yaar!
Funny! Thx!
superb
ok seen better
2 long and some not funny.
i need jokes for 2nd year (grade 7 i think)
im using them in a speech
weired
hey i love those jokes
A couple of funny ones, thanks for making me laugh. If I think of one to add then I'll come back, but my mind is blank at the moment.
ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!these are funny
These are oddddd
hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you sure there jokes
luv d joke wit the husband an wife!!!
these jokes are sooo weird
nice jokes..............
O.K? WAT.............????
Thx 4 d jokes! I'm using them in a column for jokes for a magazine competition...I hope you don't mind...
breaking news: large air spill at offshore wind farm, lives hang in the balance!
luv ur funny jokes they realy know hw to mke me laugh out loud
Great jokes....got anymore?
not dat gud.....:-(
Nice jokes
Post more jokes please
....ha ha ha.... really funny.....gud!!
nice jokes
worst jokes ever heard
sapna if u cant motivate anyone so dont discourage him. acc.to me they were really funny. god bless & sapna improve ur mentality
the jokes were amazing those who are saying that they are bad are unable to understand them so forget about them &keep it upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.
THESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY MY WILLY FELL OFF AND RECYCLED ITSELF INTO A CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sorry with a recycled 's'. I love these jokes OMFG
LOOOOOOOL
TOBBOGANNS!? OMG! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLLLLL!
Theese Jokes are Hilarious
love the jokes recycling ftw lmao
hooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaa
These jokes are dead fam... Join us and we'll defeat GreyBeard and rule the world... NUFF LOVE
These jokes have upset Dark Odyssey, he will pwn!!!
...still not bad i think...
Jolly good jokes
Just got those blues... be doobie doo be
stupid and nonsense
preety funny
not good at all.
I'm a rare breed of Yamenite Jew.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMFG! LMAO!! Never laughed as much in my lifeeeee! XD
OH MY GOD THESE JOKES A TRUELY HILARIOUS.
I'm also a Yamenite Jew, searching for my female gazzelle. Abosouletly funny.
I have an enviromental joke for anyone. You may laugh at it on one condition: DO NOT tell anyone who works for/in Devon County Council. Here it is:
The Council building up new, economical buildings on the flood plains in Devon, England. They want to call this town "Cranbrook" and they are building it up now. Shame they can't "build up" their own common sense.
They are real funny! I told these in my assembly and everyone was laughing sooooo lound
I have returned to laugh at these hillarious mind pondering recycling jokes. You pretty much recycled my laughter :)
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these are so funny!:)
after reading these jokes I couldn't stop laughing
stephhicks68 Level 7 Commenter 4 years ago
Some really great ones! Tobbogans? LOL